Yes! I finally have some takers on the essay contest! The prize...a two hour date with Zuko in the Den. (See the Library Home Page for contest rules.) Read on, and don't forget to vote on October 9th for the best one! (Link will be provided at that time.)
I Mimi should go on a date with Zuko..... you ask why? Well...... I do Know himish! And He does hate sibling how are Ding Dongs and I wish I could help by calling them by: This is Prince Bab Lab Shama Lamba Ding Dong.Vhere ys my Goat milk? I need it to lub my skin with it! Urrry! Vy skin is Get Very Itchy! And plus I don’t like him but I always wanted to go on a date with anyone but that person can’t be ugly! And no I’m not a fan girl! But it’s fun dressing Zuko plushies with a dress! Also fun to make videos of Zuko doing the Chicken Dance to Don’t Cha! LOL!!!! OH and also like to say Poof a lot! Like so: PPPPPOOOOOOOFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!See what did I tell you? And if you don’t pick me I totally vote for Zoo and Ace and my Sister Lily if they entered. And so does Ace….. We a poof contest once! We had to sing Jingle Bells and every other word had to be poof so it sounded like “Jingle Poof , Jingle Poof ,Jingle poof the Poof, oh Poof fun Poof is Poof ride Poof a Poof horse Poof sleigh Poof! So I hope you pick me!
By the way…. Me and Lily made up this song:
Mimi: Hello Mother
Lily: Hello Father
Both: May we beg you
Both: FOR A DOLLAR!
Here’s another one!
Lily: Hello Bunnies
Mimi: Hello Hamsters
Both: May we beg you
Both: For some tissues
Hope you pick me!!!!!
*walks into room, and clears her throat* At hem … Ok the reason I *looks over at where Vlad is sitting and giving her the death eye* *swallows* um .. did I say I? I meant Katara. Yes Katara. The reason I think that Katara should go on a date with Zuko is that Zutara is going to happen anyway.
Now I know that many of you fan girls want a date with Zuko, but really who is better suited to him then another character? *sighs and hold up her hands* Look, don’t start with the oh but Aang is so much better for Katara then Zuko. Aang is a monk! and therefore can’t have a relationship with Katara as much as he might want one.
Zuko needs a girl who is competent yet can keep him in line, when (not if) his temper gets the better at him. He’ll also need someone who understands what it is to lose someone they loved. Not to mention what it is like to miss your home, even if Katara did leave her home voluntarily.
*coughs* Anyway, I think that Katara should win this date with Zuko. It won’t be a pretty date and they are bound to get into an argument during the course of it. *smirks* And I’m sure she’ll try to freeze him to the wall when he gives her the kiss on the cheek, but really who doesn’t want to see Zuko get his butt handed to him by a girl?
*looks around the room for agreement and applause, gets some from her fellow Zutaran’s, and tries to ignore the glares of the Katang shippers including her Vlad, and takes a bow and leaves*
So, my dear nephew is going on another date, is he? I hope this one ends up better than the last one. Such a lovely young girl, and our very best customer at the tea shop. But I digress…I wish to nominate an equally lovely young lady to be Zuko’s date for the evening.
After careful consideration and much soul-searching, I have decided to support Raven as Zuko’s date for the evening. I also think he would be well matched with Zookins, Bakubear, Katara, or even Lil (if she didn’t wear her dagger), but I must give my wholehearted to support to Raven. My reasons are quite simple.
For starters, Raven has an endless supply of crunch bars, which my nephew (and I) love. Now, I don’t personally have to be near Zuko to get a crunch bars, but I cannot see how an endless supply of chocolate and crisped rice would not put Zuko in a more positive mood.
Raven also carries in her majikal sack of wonderment a good supply of anti-fangirl spray. Since Zuko has lost nearly every shirt he’s had to a fangirl, (along with a goodly list of socks and shoes, and with a war being fought over his severed ponytail) this marvelous substance has become an absolute necessity for life with my nephew. It has saved us quite a bit of money on replacing clothing over the past few months!
It is sad, but my nephew seems to be allergic to fangirls and fangirling of any sort.
Personally, I enjoy it, but he is quite impatient with it. Raven would be certain not to incur his ire by clinging to him or stealing things from him or calling him “Zuzu.” *shudders* This lessens the temptation for Zuko to attempt to incinerate her, which will save us a small fortune in medical bills. This also makes him more pleasant company for his poor, elderly uncle.
Last, though by no means least, I believe Raven will be a good influence on Zuko, being gainfully employed in a respectable line of work. It has come to my attention that Raven moonlights…er, daylights as an apprentice cake decorator. There is something very appealing about a young lady who gets covered in cake icing on a daily basis, and no doubt smells sweet to boot! I have also heard rumors of an enormous bowl of chocolate icing and tiny little icing roses on cake squares. Zuko still has a taste for sweets. I am insure he would enjoy a girl who was sweet inside and out…and who would doubtless give his old uncle free samples of cake and a shot at that enormous chocolate bowl. *drools* So, Raven is my choice of dates for Zuko. Such a lovely young lady.
Why Lily Should Go Out With Zuko
Well…. I don’t REALLY wanna go out with Zuko… but never had a date on BSG before…
Plus I’m “kinda” a Zuko fan. But half and half. But who you should really vote for…. Is Zoo.
She’s been dying for this date with Zuko. She’s like his NUMBA ONE FAN! Yo! *peace sign*
But if you feel like voting for me…. What they hey… HIT THE HAY! LOL. Anyways…. Back to other news…. GO BSGTRIBE! No that wasn’t the news…. Oh well let’s go to Mimi with the weather.
Mimi: *holding a feather* oh… weather??? I thought you meant feather!
Well…. That didn’t turn out good… anyways… the chance of Zuko being chased by a mob of fan girls…. Is currently…. 1000%. Let’s have a word with Zuko…
Zuko: NO…… FANGIRLS EVERYWHERE! HELP MEEEE!
That was interesting…. Zuko calling for help! Well… voters… you make the choice! You get to decide….. WHO GETS TO DATE ZUKO IN THE DEN!
Mimi: dun dun dun! Hehe sorry…. That was my little background music.
*shakes head* please ignore that… oh yea…. And there was this one time at my house when I was bored:
Me: hey Mimi get me some mocha would ya?
Mimi: sure your “highness”…
*she comes back with my mocha and I taste it*
Me: *spits in Mimi’s face* WHAT IS THIS?! MORE SUGAR!
*she comes back with my “sugared mocha*
Me: But I don’t want mocha…
Mimi: Oh great…
Me: I WANT SODA!
Mimi: okay… I’ll go back to get your soda…
Me: Nevermind…. I can get it *big smile*
Mimi: well that was a waste of time…
And that’s my little story. And now we have music with BSG…
BSG: yo! Wussup? I’d like to introduce you to….. NEW CENTURY AVATAR MUSIC! ARE YALL READY TO ROCK ON FOLKS?
Crowd that’s watching the news channel: YEA!!! ROCK ON BSG!
BSG: *puts on a music video with the whole avatar cast singing random songs all at once*
Crowd that’s watching the news channel: YEA!!! GO AANG! Man…. That dude knows how to sing…
Girls that are watching the new channel: OMIGOD! ZUKO’S SO HOTTT!
* A crowd of Zuko fan girls run in*
Me and the news cast: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! IT’S AN INTERFEER!
*we are sorry for this interference*
*air’s back on*
Now where was I…. oh yea… the music with BSG. It seems like this new hit CD that Aang has been singing in… is now number one on the avatar music charts. Go get your very own today! *holds up the CD*
Mimi: ROCK ON Aang! I LOVE YOU!
Me: GET BACK TO YOUR OFFICE!
And… there’s also a new dance video by Zuko! *Zuko appears on TV doing dance moves*
Now that’s number on the avatar dance charts. *holds up video*
Sokka has also been experiencing a very bad case of cactus juice fever. *goes to the scene of Sokka*
Me: so Sokka…. How do you feel?
Sokka: I feel…… *collapses* can I have some more cactus juice??
Katara also been starting a new water bending school! So join now water benders! It’s an opportunity in a lifetime to learn from this awesome master!
And now here’s Iroh with the tea.
Iroh: Tea is the success to patience. Without tea…. I think there would be no balance.
Zuko: *knocks out tea from iron’s hands*
Iroh: I know your not supposed to cry about spilled tea but…. *cries* IT’S JUST SO SAD!
And there you have it with the news.
Me: I’m lily…
Mimi: and I’m Mimi
Me: I’m out yo! Thank you people for your time! It’s highly appreciated!